aldo: only a fool

Only a fool would follow the man who locked him up in the boot of an audi and left him for dead. Having gotten him into the trunk, the captor would surely have proven himself to be of superior strength. Not the kind of bloke you want to meet up with twice in your life. That's why I'm quite sure the poor sap ringing my buzzer right now is definitely NOT the same daft cunt who made a stink about having to ride in the boot.

Definitely. Not. Him.

But I could do with some synthetic absynthe right about now. No need to go home and entertain visitors just yet.